PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And then th